i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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