After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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