We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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