And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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