i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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