If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
my being single is dangerous.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
My vagina is officially offended.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
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