I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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