I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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