Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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