You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
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aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
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