why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
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Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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