Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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