THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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