What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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