just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
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then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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