Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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