I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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