I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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