This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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