she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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