Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
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One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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