As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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