Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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