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This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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