Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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