TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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