What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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