if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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