i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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