I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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