all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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