Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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