just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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