No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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