: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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