She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
being pregnant is like rehab
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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