I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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