This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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