Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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