He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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