Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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