i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
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He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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