Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he was CRYING into my vagina
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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