Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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