His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
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WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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