If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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