Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
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when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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