So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
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going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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