just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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