the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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